01 1 / 2012

In midnight I was just as happy as all of u, but then it hits me.

It’s 2012. The end of the world. Everyone is about to be dead.

I saw the movie, people. “2012” showed us exactly what will happen to the world. I really don’t know what to do. I hope the unicorns over the rainbow hears my prayers. Only they can save us now. Live like there is no tomorrow, because someday, there won’t be.

Cool, right? I work on this sentence for likeĀ 3 hours.

Anyway, don’t freak out. It’s really not that big of a deal. After we’ll be dead, all theĀ bad people will burn in hell, and all the good people will go to heaven and make a sweet sweet love with naked dolphins. So super awesome.