12 COOL FACTS ABOUT dOLPHINS!!!
1. Dolphins eat human babies.
2. They sound like they breath helium but actually they are just gay.
3. They eat poop for breakfast.
4. They were the ones who murdered Kennedy.
5. One guy named Bob was once raped by a dolpine.
6. If you’ll invite Dolphine to a dinner he will pee on the floor.
7. They can’t fly.
8. They were the ones who put the iceberg in front of the Titanic.
9. If you cook them right, they tasted like a chocolate bar.
10. Betty White is a dolpine in disguise.
11. If you’ll eat a dolpine brain, you will have a super powers.
12. And the last one, you probably know it but… They are just gay sharks. That’s scientifically proven.
Well… What do you think?? Aren’t dolpins just SO SUPER AWESOME?!?!?!