04 3 / 2012
Anonymous asked: Hi Britt!!! Why did you change your homepage (the screen of Fondue For Two) from green to white? Did Lord Tubbington do it? AMAZING! Oh yeah, I read about your dolphin post, and it was all amazingly true. You rock as always, Britt! Tell Santana I said hi!!! <333
Oh my gosh, how I love people who admirer me.
I changed it because the turquoise one attracted bags and stuff.
Of course it’s true. EVERYTHING i write here is the truth.
Oh and Santana doesn’t say you hi too. Sorry. I think she’s in her menstruation time. Maybe she’s just pissed off.
Mmmmmm I have big announcement: My first interview is gonna be with the best cheerleading coach of the last 2000 years, the pregnant lady,miss Sue Sylvester. Be ready to wet yourself from excitement.
02 3 / 2012
12 COOL FACTS ABOUT dOLPHINS!!!
1. Dolphins eat human babies.
2. They sound like they breath helium but actually they are just gay.
3. They eat poop for breakfast.
4. They were the ones who murdered Kennedy.
5. One guy named Bob was once raped by a dolpine.
6. If you’ll invite Dolphine to a dinner he will pee on the floor.
7. They can’t fly.
8. They were the ones who put the iceberg in front of the Titanic.
9. If you cook them right, they tasted like a chocolate bar.
10. Betty White is a dolpine in disguise.
11. If you’ll eat a dolpine brain, you will have a super powers.
12. And the last one, you probably know it but… They are just gay sharks. That’s scientifically proven.
Well… What do you think?? Aren’t dolpins just SO SUPER AWESOME?!?!?!
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27 2 / 2012
Anonymous asked: Hiiiiya. I have a cat named lordess tubbington. Maybe her and lord tubbington could be friends! They could follow eachother on twitter and everything. Does lord tubbington have a twitter?
Not that I know of… I mean, LT has his own life, and since he started eating his own poop he doesn’t really share with me that much. I really miss him. Believe me when I tell you a girl will turn to be a woman in the minute she will sleep with a cat.
And some answers to other questions I got:
*I’m sorry it take so long for me to post new things. I write for this blog a lot, actually, it’s just takes days until the magic arrow on the screen decides he want to press ‘post’.
* I don’t know about interview the new people from ND, but I’m definitely gonna interview some people for Fondue for Two!
Keep asking me questions, and stay magical, my precious unicorns (;
14 2 / 2012
Damn it. And I always thought that they stuffed with candies, or condoms or something.
The care bear remind me of Santana.
It’s like a care bear, that doesn’t care.
that is so sad.
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11 2 / 2012
Anonymous asked: Hi Brittany! I love you so much<3 You are like my legit role model! I was wondering how you stay so fit and pretty? your fashion style is so unique. SO my question is how do I dress like you?
The trick is not to dress like me, you need to dress like yourself! The coolest person is the one who dressed up according to his personality. Fashion trends can be awesome, but you don’t need to wear things because everybody else wear them, you need to wear things that makes you feel pretty, and everyone will see you as the beautiful girl you are (:
Yep, when it comes to fashion, I actually am smart.
In your face, Lord Tubbington.
10 2 / 2012
Anonymous asked: Brittany, hi. I was wondering if you and lord tubbington have ever dated? I think you guys should. I think lord tubbington is smoking hot.
Well… we used to date, but it didn’t work…
I found his hairballs in my bra, his mouth smells like fish and french fries, and I seriously think he should relax with the vodka.
nevermind, i stoped give him chocolate coins for buying cigarettes. Now he’s doom! haha
23 1 / 2012
OMG!! Please save him!!! If someone here cares (and I hope u do) about a little poor guy who lives on a toilet paper, go find him!! He’s probably in your bathroom.
Don’t be mean just like everybody else and wipe it with a piece of crap!
Gosh. Nobody deserve to die like this.
BTW, What’s up my little precious unicorns? How is the new year? Having problems at school? (Like when the teachers don’t allow u to go topless. Stupids.) Having a serious Q about poop\unicorns\rainbows\cupcakes? Wanna know what is the last trend in cats fashion? (stray cats, by the way). I’m here. Ready to answer all of your questions. (Well, not ALL of them. Just the ones who I almost understand…)
I love u so, so much. U really are magical (:
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10 1 / 2012
Look at it!!! It’s avatras I created. It’s Some of our amazing glee club. (:
We are so gonna win nationals this year. I can promise you that, like I can promise you that ketchup is made out of vampires blood. OBVIOUS!
Can you guess who they are?
BTW, I wish I could make out with Neil Patrick Harris. He is so manly.
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06 1 / 2012
Isn’t my new skirt lovely?
I made it myself. I can’t believe no one ever thought of making a skirt from naked dead Barbies.
Anyway I specifically made that for Ken. I know he loved naked Barbies. Well, who doesn’t?
So… This is for you, buddy.
HAPPY WEEKEND!!!
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01 1 / 2012
WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE.
In midnight I was just as happy as all of u, but then it hits me.
It’s 2012. The end of the world. Everyone is about to be dead.
I saw the movie, people. “2012” showed us exactly what will happen to the world. I really don’t know what to do. I hope the unicorns over the rainbow hears my prayers. Only they can save us now. Live like there is no tomorrow, because someday, there won’t be.
Cool, right? I work on this sentence for like 3 hours.
Anyway, don’t freak out. It’s really not that big of a deal. After we’ll be dead, all the bad people will burn in hell, and all the good people will go to heaven and make a sweet sweet love with naked dolphins. So super awesome.
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